There are no good flats. Flat.

As I window shopped today through the streets of NYC, I realized that most shoe designers come up with the most ugliest flats I have ever seen in my entire life.

Why can't there be just one PERFECT flat company. the closest one that I found was French Sole, but even that it's too prima ballerina wannabe. Delman flats are good, but I personally do not like the pointy toe on my feet, but I do adore the style.

The only pair of flats I have ever liked. are those beautiful Louis Vuitton green Pleated flats. Oh my. those were perfection with a sole.

If the flat's aren't smothered with sequins, they have polka dots on them, or animal print, or an ugly heel, or are just plain hideous.

There should be a brand that only makes flats. it should be called. THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU

Oh, and another thing.

when will people realize that mettalic/gold/silver bags that are sold at nordstroms, macys, and little stores like delias, and mandees are like a big poster board that says " JUST SHOOT ME"
I mean, I wear gold things sometimes for fun, but this is just ridiculous. the gold hobo bag was kicked out the fashion door when jessica simpson lugged it around. Don't even get me started on sequins and ripped jeans. It's friday.


Just a brief preview of subjects I will cover in the upcoming posts.

- Big hair, from the Valley girls to Dirty Jersey Girls( i'm sorry, i have a thing against jersey these days)

- Flip flops, and hideous shoes( volatiles deserved to be burned. while the person is wearing them.)

- Rampage killed the boho look


Have a fabulous weekend.
I'll be at East Hampton for the last time of the year.


Ciao